Bill Clinton -- Scared Straight

Leave it to National Enquirer. Apparently, Bill Clinton is going to go on the straight and narrow now and give up the babes because his operation-table dreams showed the gaping jaws of hell yawning before him.

But then, a light...a bright light......and in that light was...........Hillary.

Ok. That'd scare me straight too.

I think that Bill's newfound celibacy has a lot more to do with the amazing difficulty of the surgery that he has just gone through. Doctors literally cut you open, spread your ribcage and it is terribly difficult to get over at any age.

Rumor has it that when an almost gaunt Bill Clinton appeared at the Kerry rally in October, he had some pretty stringent requirements for his attendance -- no stairs, walking only on a flat plane, no inclines, and his team of doctors within feet of him at all times.

Wonder what Bill's health situation will do not only to his extracurricular activities but also to Hillary's future political considerations?