Ahhhhh, a new organization. For the grinches: C.R.A.C.K.P.O.T.S.

From: info@crackpots.org
Date: Dec. 12, 2025
Re: Happy HolidaysThe Committee to Rename Anything
Christian, Knowing it'sPotentially Offensive or Threatening
to Someone (C.R.A.C.K.P.O.T.S.) has completed its mandate.

As you know, we had humble beginnings back in 2005, when
we successfully removed the highly offensive and threatening
word "Christmas" from TV ads, catalogs, publicschools and
government property. Thank the non-specificdeity that we
now have had two decades worth of Winter Holidays that
offend no one.

We thought this would be a good time to review the other
totally non-offensive holidays we have managed to place on
the calendar. You'll see that we've expanded our efforts over
the years to cover all sorts of unpleasantness.

January -- Celebrate the First Day of Whatever Calendar
Your Personal Tradition May Choose Day

February -- Significant Other Person or Object Day

March -- Wear Green But Don't Mention a Specific Nationality
Day

May -- Don't Look Back on the Past Day

July -- Independence, Dependence or Codependence Day

September -- People Who Like to Work or Just Hang Out Day

October -- Celebrate With a Knowing Smile All the Europeans
Who Claim to Have Discovered an Already Occupied Continent
Day

November -- Turkey Day -- but we're discussing whether to
rename it Turkey or Soy Protein Meat Substitute Day

And of course, December -- Winter Holiday Day

We think you'll agree, now that all the pesky deity-specific
and politically incorrect holidays have been properly
renamed, everyone is getting along like never before.

What's ahead? Well, our next project is to get churches to
stop displaying those offensive religious symbols on their
steeples where everyone can see.

Thanks for supporting our efforts,
Your friends at C.R.A.C.K.P.O.T.S.

HAT TIP -- Focus on the Family